Wise Old Elf:"Today's adventure starts...at the Elf Road."
Holly:(title card)"Mute Swans"
Mr Elf:"Ah.It's nice to walk on a long road."
Wise Old Elf:"Excuse me Mr Elf.We have a big problem."
Mr Elf:"What is it?"
Wise Old Elf:"There were 3 mute swans that fled away from a big town near us."
Holly:"Oh swans.They are sparkly and white."
Wise Old Elf:"Yes.But please be careful because they may eat you."
Mr Elf:"There's no time Ben!They may move again."
Wise Old Elf:"Good luck."
Mr Elf:"Now be careful children because mute swans are dangerous."
Mr Elf:"The reason is because they have scary noises.They have a bloody and flesh noise.And they can eat you.So don't go near them.Ok children?"
Narrator:"Mr Elf and the children are on the Lake."
Mr Elf:"Now be careful children."
Mute swan 1:(cries)
Mr Elf: "Woah!That is a humongues swan!"
Narrator:"The swan is very big."
Ben:"Dad.How do we get the swan away from the lake?"
Mr Elf:"With this large rope.Ooh!This is a very heavy rope.I need help."
Narrator:"The children are helping Mr Elf hold the large rope."
Mr Elf:"Hold on!!!"
Mute swan 1:"WAYAWAHYAHAWAH!!!!!!"
Narrator:"Hooray!The mute swan got out of the lake."
Ben:"Where can we put this swan so it doesn't escape?"
Mr Elf:"In this very large cage."
Narrator:"Mr Elf is putting the swan into the cage so it doesn't escape."
Holly:"Can we go back now?"
Mr Elf:"Not yet Holly.We got 2 more mute swans to catch."
Mute swan 2:(cries scarier than the first one)
Mr Elf:"That is a scary swan indeed!"
Mute swan 2:"I think you properly edited some programmes."(laughs)
Mr Elf:"Now that doesn't make sense!"
Mute swan 2:"It do-"
Mr Elf:"Just you silly!"
Mute swan 2:"WATETRYWAHATAHATAREYASWEQUA!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mr Elf:"There we g-"
Mute swan 2:(cries)
Narrator:"Oh dear!The swan is running away!"
Mr Elf:"Hold on a minute!"
Ben:"Oh no!He's now in the Pine Forest!"
Holly:"And it's quite cold there.Now we need to wrap up like Winter."
Mr Elf:"Was it clear?Oh well.I got an idea!"
Ben:"And what is this idea?"
Mr Elf:"The 8213 O.B Sezceq.It is very fast.And can get the mute swan by it's really long hand."
Ben:"So we have to stay here?"
Holly:"Of course Ben!"
Mr Elf:"While we catch the swan 3."
Narrator:"To be honest.I don't think this plan will work."
Mute swan 3:(cries so loudly that it is heard in 1 kilometre ((if you live in Ireland)) and 1 and a half mile elswhere)
Everyone (excpect the mute swan):(shriek)
Mr Elf:"Too loud!"
Ben:"Let's get it out!"
Mr Elf:"Ok.Hold on!Aaah!"(gulping in the lake)
Holly:"Are you ok Mr Elf?"
8213 O.B Sezceq:"SIGNING IS UNKNOWM.YOU MUST BE KILLED.LET'S BATTLE."
Mute swan 3:"Get to yourself!"
8213 O.B Sezceq and mute swan 3:"Hey!"
Ben:"Let's just think about Mr Elf."
Mute swan 3:"And who's Mr Elf?"
Ben:"My dad."(hooting his horn angrily)
Mr Elf:"Got back and a mute swan will eat me.Aah.What a nice day.
8213 O.B Sezceq:"I got the last swan and got the second one aswell."
Mr Elf:"Let me see what time is it.Holy moly!I need to go on my delieveries!Let's go children and my robot."
Everyone (excpect Mr Elf):"Right-e-o!" Wise Old Elf:"Hello children.I will teach you a lesson.Now where is my old book?"
Wise Old Elf:"GIVE ME THAT YOU RASCAL.Now let's start on.
If you are holding the shot,remember it is important a progressive and religous person should always be
in his rights.So hold on to it!
"Now let's start my construction site."
( and ):Shows something that wasn't said.
(( and )):something that is the part of the "wasn't said" signs.
[ and ]:Episode exits.
":Shows someone that is saying.